m1911a2
07-20-2007, 02:50 AM
I think the hardest thing to do in meeting a woman is not to screw up ur pick-up line! Here's some funny pick-lines I've either tried or thought were hilarious!
1. My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
2. You're so pretty, I forgot what my pick-up line was going to be.
3. Girl you are like a tin of condensed milk: Short, Thick and Sweet.
4. So sorry to bother you -- someone at this address called for the man of her dreams, but you look way hotter than the girl I was supposed to be delivered to.
5.It must be trash day, 'cause you got some junk in the trunk.
6.The man of your dreams was on his way, but I beat the crap out of him so I could get to you first.
7. Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day!
8. If you held up 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
9. I know milk does a body good, but damn -- how much you been drinking?
10. One of my Favs! If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips. How SWEET!
m1911a2
1. My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
2. You're so pretty, I forgot what my pick-up line was going to be.
3. Girl you are like a tin of condensed milk: Short, Thick and Sweet.
4. So sorry to bother you -- someone at this address called for the man of her dreams, but you look way hotter than the girl I was supposed to be delivered to.
5.It must be trash day, 'cause you got some junk in the trunk.
6.The man of your dreams was on his way, but I beat the crap out of him so I could get to you first.
7. Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day!
8. If you held up 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
9. I know milk does a body good, but damn -- how much you been drinking?
10. One of my Favs! If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips. How SWEET!
m1911a2