Why i fired my secretary

**KillerQueen** · 01-19-2009

Last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well Waking Up That
Morning.

I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be Pleasant And
Say, "happy
Birthday!", And Possibly Have A Present For Me.

As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone "happy
Birthday."

I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The Kids Will Remember.

My Kids Came Into Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word. So When I Left For The
Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat Despondent. As I Walked
Into My
Office, My Secretary Jane Said, "good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday!"

I Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone Had Remembered. I Worked
Until One
O'clock And Then Jane Knocked On My Door And Said, You Know, It's Such A
Beautiful Day Outside, And It's Your Birthday, Let's Go Out To Lunch,
Just You
And Me."

I Said, "thanks Jane, That's The Greatest Thing I've Heard All Day.
Let's Go!"

We Went To Lunch. But We Didn't Go Where We Normally Would Go. We
Dined Instead
At A Little Place With A Private Table. We Had Two Martinis Each And I
Enjoyed
The Meal Tremendously . On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said,
"you Know,
It's Such A Beautiful Day... We Don't Need To Go Back To The Office,
Do We?" I
Responded, "i Guess Not. What Do You Have In Mind?"

She Said, "let's Go To My Apartment." After Arriving At Her Apartment
Jane
Turned To Me And Said, "boss, If You Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step
Into The
Bedroom For A Moment. I'll Be Right Back."

"ok." I Nervously Replied. She Went Into The Bedroom And, After A
Couple Of
Minutes, She Came Out Carrying A Huge Birthday Cake... Followed By My
Wife,
Kids, And Dozens Of My Friends And Co-workers, All Singing "happy
Birthday".

And I Just Sat There...

On The Couch...

Naked.