Lil" ole ladies

[Europa]

Three mischievous old ladies were sitting on a bench outside
a nursing home when an old man walked by. One of
the old ladies yelled, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."

The old man said, "There is no way you can guess it, you old fools."


One of the old ladies said, "Sure we can! Just drop your pants and
underwear, and we can tell your exact age."

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do
it, he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to turn around a couple of times and
to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and
said, "You're 87 years old!"

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old
gent asked, "How in the world did you guess?"

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three
old ladies happily yelled in unison, "We were at your birthday
party yesterday!"

[agta]

He could really be 87 years old!

For if he were not, then he should have sensed the dirty joke done with him, he he he.

Anyway, may those ladies joke with me...