Lil" ole ladies –
Three mischievous old ladies were sitting on a bench outside
a nursing home when an old man walked by. One of
the old ladies yelled, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
The old man said, "There is no way you can guess it, you old fools."
One of the old ladies said, "Sure we can! Just drop your pants and
underwear, and we can tell your exact age."
Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do
it, he dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to turn around a couple of times and
to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and
said, "You're 87 years old!"
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old
gent asked, "How in the world did you guess?"
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three
old ladies happily yelled in unison, "We were at your birthday
Last edited by Europa; 05-25-2009 at 09:06 AM.
life is short and borrowed make the BEST of it to the fullest. Life
is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat
you right.. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens
for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands.
If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be
easy, they just promised it would be worth