THE SAYING OF an OLDMAids

[Europa]

--For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realise it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

1. Men are likeLaxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.

Men are likeWeather. Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like.Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like BlendersYou need One, but you're not quite sure why.


Men are like Chocolate Bars.. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

Men are likeDepartment Shops... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

Men are like ..Government Bonds.... They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ..Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are likeParking SpotsAll the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

hmmmp not convincing....

[agta]

Yeah, not really convincing..

For real man remains a man no matter what negative things are imputed to him.

Gold remains gold even if thrown into the mud.

But it is easy to sour grape when one cannot reach the apple or the star or the live banana hanging up above.