A man died & went straight 2 heaven. He noticed many clocks are hanging around so he asked St.Peter what does the clocks are for.
The Saint replied, "those are clocks of lies. When a person lies, the hands
of his clock moves. Look at this one, this is mother Teresa's clock, it
never moved, it means she didn't tell any lie. This one is Abraham Lincoln,
it only moved twice."
"Remarkable!" the man said.
"but wheres Gloria Arroyo's clock?
"its in Jesus's office, he's using it
as a ceiling fan!
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