Juan dela Cruz started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 A.M. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONGKONG), brushed his teeth with a tootpaste (manufactured in THAILAND) and washed his hair with a shampoo (made in INDONESIA). He put on a dress shirt (made in SRI LANKA), designer jeans (made in VENEZUELA) and tennis shoes (made in INDONESIA).
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (made in India) he sat down with his calculator (made in MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (made in TAIWAN) to the radio (made in SINGAPORE), he got in his car (made in KOREA) and continued his search for a good paying Philippine JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (made in BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of beer (made in GERMANY) and turned on his TV (made in MALAYSIA), and wondered why he can't find a good paying job in ....the Philippines....