Generally woman!

[m1911a2]

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball
into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I
failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten."

The woman said, "That's okay", and for her first wish, she wanted
to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her,
"You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most
handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to."

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM! she's the most beautiful woman in the world. For her
second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog
said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he
will be ten times richer than you."

"The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and
what's his is mine." So, KAZAM! she's the richest woman in the world.

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,
"I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers:
This is the end of the email for you.
Stop here and continue feeling good.

Attention Male readers:
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....So the woman wished for a mild heart attack - well the man had
a heart attack ten times ........milder than his wife.

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb when they think they're
really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy
the show!

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to
show that women never listen!

[agta]

ha ha ha! It is really refreshing! But how unfortunate it is that husband and wife relationship should have to be smarting one another.