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pinoyisip
12-04-2007, 12:37 PM
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on.
"It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And
just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Christmas Season Begins by house-to-house caroling.....
(hoy, ingatan yong mga panty nga naka hayhay kung may mag-caroling, ha?)



So Is This Christmas?
http://paskongpinoy.org/song/christmaslennon.mp3
by John Lennon(again){click the title to hear audio. Jalmz, thanks for tweaking the other one. Use your prerogative for this one. I don't mind)


So this is Christmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
Ans so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is Christmas
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong
And so happy Christmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is Christmas
And what have we done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
Ans so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
War is over over
If you want it
War is over
Now... (for now)

http://paskongpinoy.org/pinoyisip/eagle3clr.gifhttp://paskongpinoy.org/pinoyisip/ccdtag1.gif thanks, jalmz.

jalmz
12-04-2007, 12:48 PM
thanks for the music pinoyisip.. heres the code how to add mp3, videos, or youtube video in this forum.



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