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    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

    "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

    To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
     

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    hahahahahaha yakkk!!!
     

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    patay ang pwet!hehehehe....
     

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    Ganun pala iyon! Ang bading gustong gamitin ang lalaki na parang isang babae!
    Akala ko ang bading gustong siya ay gamitin ng isang lalaki na parang babae!

    Alin ba talaga? Or, dalawang klasi ba ang bading?
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by agta View Post
    Ganun pala iyon! Ang bading gustong gamitin ang lalaki na parang isang babae!
    Akala ko ang bading gustong siya ay gamitin ng isang lalaki na parang babae!

    Alin ba talaga? Or, dalawang klasi ba ang bading?
    Tama ka dalawang klase or more hehehe...delikado na panahon ngayon marami ng george na georgia pala hehehe
     

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    Tama ka dalawang klase or more hehehe...delikado na panahon ngayon marami ng george na georgia pala hehehe
    ...kaya doble ingat.. he he he....
     

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    sometimes going with my barkadas sa pinas, we are very careful in getting "ka table" we always check her legs, shoulder, even adams apple hehe. There are cases wherein badings are more pretty than girls, magaling pang lumandi hehehe, kaya naku ewan pero di ko pa naranasan ma tanso hehehe.
     

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