50 years ago

[chowking]

ENJOY THIS TALE :

An eldery couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small
tavern, the husband leans over and asks his wife...

"Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years
ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and
I made love to you."

"Yes," she sighs, "I remember it well."

"Ok", he winks, "How about taking a stroll around there again and do it
again for old times' sake."

"Oooooooh Henry, you old devil you, that sounds like a good idea,"
she giggles.

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
this and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see this:
two old-timers having sex against a fence, I'll just keep an eye on them
so there's no trouble."

He follows them out...

They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make
their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her
knickers down and the old man drops his trousers, she turns around and
as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in, suddenly they erupt
into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen.
They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year- olds. This goes on for
about forty minutes! She's yelling "Oh God, Ohhh Goddd...."
and he's hanging on to her hips for dear life, moaning "Uuuggghhh
Uuugghhh..." .

This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse
panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed, he thinks he has learned something about life
that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The policeman, still watching thinks, "That was truly amazing, he was
going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is."

As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else, you must
have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You
must have had a fantastic sex life together...
Is there some sort of secret?

"No, there's no secret" the old man cusses.

"Fifty years ago that darn fence wasn't electrified"

[agta]

Ha ha ha! Chowking, ikaw ha! Good that they did not die of electricution. But the policeman should have known that the fence was live. Oh my gosh! If people would just wantonly put electricity to their fences without warning....

[chowking]

Ha ha ha! Chowking, ikaw ha! Good that they did not die of electricution. But the policeman should have known that the fence was live. Oh my gosh! If people would just wantonly put electricity to their fences without warning....

He he he! it's a good thing that they survived.......otherwise the policeman would not know what really happened .........

Anyway, beware of electrified fences!