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  1. Default The Husband Store 
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    The Husband Store


    A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman
    may go to choose a husband.

    Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
    operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

    There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
    ascends the flights.

    There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular
    floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down
    except
    to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
    Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.


    *********
    The second floor sign reads:
    Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.


    *********
    The third floor sign reads:
    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely
    good looking.
    " Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


    *********

    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
    good
    looking and help with the housework.
    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"


    *********

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
    gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
    reads:


    *********

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
    floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
    please.
    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
    the
    building, and have a nice day!

     

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    Ha ha ha! There are many women who are like that....
     

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    Is that true? Women is hard to please?
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