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    A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25
    years in the
    parish. A leading local politician
    and member of the congregation was chosen to make the
    presentation and give a
    little speech at the dinner.



    However, he was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own
    few words while
    they waited:
    'I got my first impression of the parish from the first
    confession I
    heard here. I thought I had been assigned
    to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my
    confessional told
    me he had stolen a television set
    and, when questioned by the police, he was able to lie his way
    out of it. He
    had stolen money from his parents,
    embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss's
    wife, taken
    illegal drugs, and gave VD to his
    sister. I was appalled.





    But as the days went on I learned that my people were not all
    like that and I
    had, indeed, come to a fine
    parish full of good and loving people.'...





    Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived
    full of
    apologies at being late. He immediately
    began to make the presentation and gave his talk:





    'I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived,'
    said
    the politician. 'In fact, I had the honor of
    being the first person to go to him for confession.'





    Moral: Never, Never, Never Be Late
    hahahahaha







     

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    the politician just got busted. haha
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    The second what? the bill of who? This is CA we know not of what you speak.But really if im already an outlaw what more could they do to me, make me outlawed2? If the day comes were what i have a right to is illegal ill act as the outlaw they made me.
     

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