A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy


Dear Tech Support
,

Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.


In addition,
Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Ro
m ance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5..0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0
no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system..

Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

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Reply


DEAR
Madam,


First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter com
mand: ithoughtyoulovedme. htmland try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the < span style="color: maroon;">Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed,
Husband1..0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application c an cause
Husband 1.0 to default to
Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,
DO NOTunder any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In sum
mary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and perfor
mance.
We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!




Thanks and Regards