by : Fr Glenn Paul M. Gomez, SVD
Enjoy Life! the right sense

A tacher asked her class, "if there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She called on James.
"None," he replied, "they will fly away with the first gun shoot."
The teacher replied, "the correct answer is four, but i like your thinking, James."
Then, James said, "I also have a question for you, Ma'am."
"There are three woman on the bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of her tripple scope of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting of the top of the ice cream. Now, who is married?"
The teacher, blushing, replied, "well, i suppose the one who is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone."
James, then replied, "the married one is with the wedding ring on... but, i like your thinking, Ma'am!"

"God is a comedian playing on an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire

Pleasant words are like a honeycomb, sweetness to the soul and health to the body. Proverbs 6:24