How To Ask Your Boss For A Salary Increase..?

[Jeff]

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!


Dear Bo$$ ,


In thi$ life, we all need $ ome thing mo$ t de$ perately. I think you $ hould be under$ tanding of the need$ of u$ worker $ who have given $ o much $ upport including $ weat and $ ervice to your company.
I am $ ure you will gue$$ what I mean and plea$ e re$ pond $ oon .

Your$ $incerely,


Norman $oh


The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :

Dear NO rman,

I kNO w you have been working very hard. NO w adays, NO thing much has changed. You must have NO ticed that our company is NO t doing NO ticeably well as yet.


NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading eco NO mists are NO t sure if the United States may go into aNO ther recession. After the NO vember presidential elections things may turn bad .


I have NO thing more to add NO w. You kNO w what I mean.


Yours truly,
Manager

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

[hummingbird]

POOR NORMAN.... DIDN'T GET WHAT HE ASKED FOR! WELL, AT LEAST, THE MANAGER DIDN'T GIVE HIM THE PINK SLIP....HEHEHEHHEHE