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    An office manager at Wal-Mart needed to fill one job opening. He narrowed his
    choices to four applicants: an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino.

    Gathering them around, he asked each candidate a single question to decide whom to hire: "What is the fastest thing you know?"

    Marilyn, the American, replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your
    head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there.
    A thought is the fastest thing I know of."

    "Wow, imaginative, very good!" replied the interviewer.

    "And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the Russian.

    "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't
    know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know."

    "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye is a very,
    very popular clich?for speed."

    He then turned to George, the Australian. Quick was the answer: "It's got to be LIGHT. Einstein said so.
    Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT SWITCH is the fastest thing I can think of."

    The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and
    thought he had found his man. "YEP, no one can beat the speed of
    light" he said.

    He then asked Eleuterio, the Filipino, the final candidate, the same question, but dismissively, no longer interested in him.

    Eleuterio replied: "Apter heering da 3 preybyus ansers sir, eat's obyus to me dat
    the pastest thing is Diaryea."

    "WHAT!?" laughed the interviewer, amused by the response. "Diarrhea is the fastest thing you 'obviously' know??"

    The other candidates giggled in their seats...

    "Oh, I can expleyn sir,."
    said Eleuterio. " You see, sir, da ader day my tummy was peeling bad and so I run so fast to the CR, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, gad dumb it, sir, I had alreydi s**t in my pants!"

    Eleuterio is now the new "Greeter" at Wal-Mart
    Last edited by Wowie; 03-17-2008 at 09:27 PM.

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