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    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
    pearly gates.
    "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each
    possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
    He flicked it on.
    "It represents a candle", he said.
    "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
    He shook them and said, "They're bells."
    Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

    The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
    finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And
    just what do those symbolize?"

    The man replied, "These are Carols."

    And So The Christmas Season Begins by house-to-house caroling.....
    (hoy, ingatan yong mga panty nga naka hayhay kung may mag-caroling, ha?)



    So Is This Christmas?
    [media]http://paskongpinoy.org/song/christmaslennon.mp3[/media]
    by John Lennon(again){click the title to hear audio. Jalmz, thanks for tweaking the other one. Use your prerogative for this one. I don't mind)


    So this is Christmas
    And what have you done
    Another year over
    And a new one just begun
    Ans so this is Christmas
    I hope you have fun
    The near and the dear one
    The old and the young

    A very merry Christmas
    And a happy New Year
    Let's hope it's a good one
    Without any fear
    And so this is Christmas
    For weak and for strong
    For rich and the poor ones
    The world is so wrong
    And so happy Christmas
    For black and for white
    For yellow and red ones
    Let's stop all the fight
    A very merry Christmas
    And a happy New Year
    Let's hope it's a good one
    Without any fear
    And so this is Christmas
    And what have we done
    Another year over
    And a new one just begun
    Ans so this is Christmas
    I hope you have fun
    The near and the dear one
    The old and the young
    A very merry Christmas
    And a happy New Year
    Let's hope it's a good one
    Without any fear
    War is over over
    If you want it
    War is over
    Now... (for now)

    thanks, jalmz.
    Last edited by pinoyisip; 12-04-2007 at 01:10 PM.
     

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    thanks for the music pinoyisip.. heres the code how to add mp3, videos, or youtube video in this forum.

    PHP Code:
    [media]URL[/media
    or click this icon
    Last edited by jalmz; 12-04-2007 at 12:53 PM.
    "the heart has its reasons which reasons cannot understand"....
     

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